Description
The holiday spirit just got a whole lot saucier.
Forget cookies, carols, and cinnamon-scented candles. The real way to spread Christmas cheer is by sending someone a Christmas Bag of Dicks and watching their wholesome holiday spirit absolutely implode into shock, laughter, and mild festive scandal.
This is not your average stocking stuffer. This is a limited-edition, Christmas-themed bag packed with inappropriately shaped gummy dicks, dressed up in festive red and green and ready to ruin dinner in the best possible way.
What you’re getting 🎁
- 🍬 10 gummies total — 5 red, 5 green
- 📏 2.5 inches each (size matters)
- 🍒🍏 Flavours: Cherry & Green Apple
- 🎄 Packaging: Limited-edition Christmas bag
- 😈 Delivery: 100% anonymous for maximum mischief
Each gummy is deliciously chewy, wildly festive, and screaming “Merry Dickmas” in the most edible way possible.
A cheeky gift with great taste
Yes — they’re funny.
Yes — they’re rude.
And yes — they actually taste amazing.
So while your gift might start as a naughty joke, it’ll probably end with someone confidently munching a cherry or green apple gummy penis in front of the Christmas tree.
If that mental image alone doesn’t make you smash Add to Cart, we honestly can’t help you.
Eat a bag of dicks. 💋🎄
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.