Description
Looking for the ultimate stocking stuffer, white elephant steal, Secret Santa showstopper, or Elf-on-the-Shelf chaos agent?Ā Congratulations ā youāve found it.
Give the gift of unhinged holiday joy with The Original Chocolate Penis Prank. Itās bold. Itās ridiculous. Itās nearly Ā½ a pound of solid chocolate shaped likeā¦ well, exactly what it sounds like. And yes ā Grandma is going to get wild this year.
This is the real Dick in a Box the Lonely Island boys wish theyād invented. Equal parts prank, present, and party legend, itās guaranteed laughs before anyone even opens the wrapping paper.
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š« Nearly Ā½ lb of chocolate (because go big or go home)
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š Perfect for Secret Santa, white elephant, prank gifts, or chaotic friends
Add one to cart... or maybe two if you're feeling naughty.Ā
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.