Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal by New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Meghan Quinn is a laugh-out-loud holiday rom-com packed with small-town chaos, sizzling tension, and festive fun.
Atlas “Max” Maxheimer is trying to keep his family’s Christmas tree farm from falling apart—until a rogue bottle of soda leaves him passed out in the snow. Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is sure she’s out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for, while Betty suspects he’s one sleigh short of a winter parade.
Cue holiday chaos. Between blizzards, public humiliations, wildly misguided romantic schemes, and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war becomes far messier—and far more delicious—than either of them expected.
Tropes: Holiday hijinks, small-town laughs, rivals-to-lovers.
