The holiday spirit just got a whole lot saucier.
Forget cookies, carols, and cinnamon-scented candles. The real way to spread Christmas cheer is by sending someone a Christmas Bag of Dicks and watching their wholesome holiday spirit absolutely implode into shock, laughter, and mild festive scandal.
This is not your average stocking stuffer. This is a limited-edition, Christmas-themed bag packed with inappropriately shaped gummy dicks, dressed up in festive red and green and ready to ruin dinner in the best possible way.
What you’re getting 🎁
- 🍬 10 gummies total — 5 red, 5 green
- 📏 2.5 inches each (size matters)
- 🍒🍏 Flavours: Cherry & Green Apple
- 🎄 Packaging: Limited-edition Christmas bag
- 😈 Delivery: 100% anonymous for maximum mischief
Each gummy is deliciously chewy, wildly festive, and screaming “Merry Dickmas” in the most edible way possible.
A cheeky gift with great taste
Yes — they’re funny.
Yes — they’re rude.
And yes — they actually taste amazing.
So while your gift might start as a naughty joke, it’ll probably end with someone confidently munching a cherry or green apple gummy penis in front of the Christmas tree.
If that mental image alone doesn’t make you smash Add to Cart, we honestly can’t help you.
Eat a bag of dicks. 💋🎄
